Darkside of the sun: A peachy law?

Mike Corrigan

Mike Corrigan

By Mike Corrigan

BN Columnist

…The new law, which goes into effect July 1, allows licensed gun owners in Georgia and visitors from 28 other states to bring a gun into a bar without restrictions and carry a firearm into some government buildings that don't have security measures. It also allows school districts to decide whether they want some employees to carry a firearm and religious leaders to decide whether to allow licensed gun owners to tote to their church, synagogue or mosque…”

 

Frankly, My Dear, I Don’t Give a Damn

In Georgia, our guns are just peachy,

In Georgia, our guns are our friends,

Don’t make us fire, we beseech you!

— Will we? Well, that depends.

 

Might plug you plumb dead in church,

Or serve you some lead in a bar —

We won’t even warn you at first,

Since you’d phone for a getaway car.

 

May shoot up some pinheads in court,

Off the bums in the State House, too,

Defending a man’s right to resort

To a gun and a shot and a brew.

 

In Georgia, every man’s for himself

In Georgia, every man must be free —

Who gives a damn ’bout public health? —

Your life doesn’t matter to me.

 

In Georgia, our guns are just peachy,

In Georgia, our guns are our soul —

And the very last lesson we'll teach you

Is a thirty-eight calibre hole.

 

Mike Corrigan already has several holes in his head. He lives in Lewiston, where it’s a source of constant amazement to all that he hasn’t been shot dead two or three times already.

 

 

 

 

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